Movies
Favorite Quotes of 2008
10. "We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rep. They gotta cool
shape, they got protein." -Nursery Owner from The Happening
9. "I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?"
"I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life." -Matthew & Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
8. "You're a teacher?"
"Part-time." -Mutt Williams & Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
7. "Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?"
"Krauss, agent. There's a double s."
"SS. Right, right." -Hellboy & Johann Krauss from Hellboy II: The Golden Army
6. "How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and
Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the bathroom?"
"Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it."
"No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I
listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll
find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!" -Zack & Miri from Zack and Miri Make a Porno
5. "How about a magic trick?" -The Joker from The Dark Knight
4. "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." -Tony Stark from Iron Man
3. "I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants." -Danny from Role Models
2. "I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!" -Kirk Lazarus from Tropic Thunder
1. "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" -The Joker from The Dark Knight
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